To the readers from Japan and abroad Welcome, Japanese netizens.  My name is Mr. katsuo, and I am a Tour Conductor for Japan Monster Tours Inc. I was born and raised in Aomori prefecture in the  north of Japan, but I’m fluent in English, French, Italian and Aomori’s Tsugaru dialect too. Probably you got already tired with all the sushi and  anime craze but Japan has many more uncharted attractions  to offer. For instance, let me introduce you to the natural,  original and traditional monsters of my country,funky  guys who would guide you in a virtual tour of contemporary Japan.  You will get acquainted to them through detailed descriptions of their features compiled by a slightly crazy professor.  After you read them, you’ll be an expert of Japanese things, even before setting your feet on this land.

To follow, is an insane introduction note written by  that nut. Everything he writes is totally incomprehensible stuff  or, so to say, utterly harebrained crackpot. So, I will  supply you with fresh tomatoes from my back garden, and  please feel free to throw them at him like if you were  at an Spanish tomato festival.  Don't you think this is so international?  And when you’re finished reading this, let me know how  you liked it. Mr. Katsuo - Japan Monster Tours Inc.